porch apocalypse

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.

Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.

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WWotM

This is the Caucasian female that the major news outlets are most breathlessly talking and writing about at the present time.

Dude 1: I feel sorry for the WWotM.
Dude 2: Huh? What for?
Dude 1: Um... because she's got nine kinds of cancer, dumbass.
Dude 2: Man, that was last week's WWotM. Forget her. People die. This week's WWotM is set for life.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: She almost got killed trying to burn off a tattoo with a George Foreman grill. She's suing them, and she's gonna get like ten million dollars.
Dude 1: Sweet!

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church bling

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.

Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnaz for the popemobile.

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BJ SZN

When hockey starts and the Columbus Blue Jackets (cBJ) season starts- coined by the CBJ Artillery

It’s November, which means it’s BJ SZN!

sorostacular

Sorority girl behavior - superficial, bitchy, stupid, and annoying.

The sorority equivalent of fratastic.

The bar was sorostacular last night. A bunch of bleach blondes were dancing, spilling beer on themselves, and singing along to the music.

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macintel

A Macintosh computer that uses an Intel processor.

geek: "I was waiting for a G5 PowerBook, but now I'm going to get one of those new Macintels."

dude: " 'Macintel?' What the fuck is a - oh, wait, I get it. Did you make that up yourself? Congratulations. Go post something on Slashdot."

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