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The act of cuting somones finger nails with finger nail clippers in between your butt cheeks while you flex your butt cheeks.(This is a sport in some contries.)
Dude i was watching anal clipping on ESPN and i got my girlfriend to do it!
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While it may sound appetizing, be warned sugar cheese is the cum that has dried between the nut sack and thigh of a man who hasn't showered in at least 3 months. You know to the point where he almost has black mold growing in between his legs.
Ew bro that homeless guy has hella sugar cheese.
The act of shoving your head in a bucket of dog crap>
My brother threatend to give me a white wash but i grabbed the back of his head and gave hime a scublebotatay head.
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A dog's puckerd up irritated asshole.
Your grandma's wrinkly lips remind me of a yarnus.
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A Kaylee is someone who is amaziing in every way. She can brighten your day with just one glance at her beautiful smile. A Kaylee will have eyes that you could look into for hours and never want to look away for a minute. A Kaylee will also be there for you when you need her most. You can count on a Kaylee to tell all of your biggest secrets because she is such an understanding and easy person to talk to. She is also the sweetest person on Earth until you piss her off. Never ever ever piss of a Kaylee. She will get you. Kaylees are also known for just flat out how amazing and loving they are. If you ever find one you should keep close ties with her because she will sometimes be the only one there to catch you wen you are fallling.
I went on vacation and totaly fell for the most amazing Kaylee.
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