bromigo

A close group of laid-back "bro's" which can be characterized by their metro sexual appearance, and love for DMB, Jack Johnson, John Mayer (etc), and the willingness to just “chill”

-can also be referred to as a "Bro"

How to spot a Bromigo:
-Gelled/straightened/styled hair.
-At least one article of Polo/Lacoste/Hollister/Abercrombie/Burberry/Banana Republic/brand name clothing.
Which is so efficiently put together; from the shoes which match the shorts/pants, to the perfectly tucked in shirt which each bro has their own technique to (wrap around, back out-front in, left side slanted, right side tucked, etc.). Which always must be accompanied with a belt and/or a fitted hat, with an UNBENT bill.
-Notable use of Axe body spray, or cologne
-The season trends of Burks, moccasins, and upsiders.
-Jeans that have a few perfectly placed holes, but not too many.
-Always having a girlfriend, or beeing "attached" to at least one girl.

Normal personal quirks:
-The complements toward another 'bro's' appearance which may, or may not, seem gay.
-Always jumping on the opportunity to take off their shirts, to show off how much time they really do spend in the gym
-Frequent ass slaps, high fives, mounting, hugs, and dry humping. which are totally normal.
-Using the most powerful 4 words in their dictionary which will always get a laugh: "that's what she said"

-along with many other attributes which can only be noted once you encounter a "Bromigo"

1). Look at him, he's a total bro.
2). Wud up dude? I'm just about to go chill with the bromigo's, wanna come?
3). Those bro's look so good, and they make it seem so easy.
5). Hey Ryan, is it ok that Jared and Ben are spooning?? -oh don't worry they're bromigo's.

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