Dawggo

A close homie that you find charming and overall, think is an adorable little turd.

Me: You know what Jr.?
Jr.: Shoot.
Me: You're my dawggo.
Jr.: Huh??
Me: Yeah, like, I love you like I love my dog, dude. You really piss me off sometimes, but I can't stay mad at chu...now c'mere you cute little stinker!
Jr.: *Ugly cries* I thought you'd never ask.

Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"

(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!

Down to Brown

When you're into anal sex.

Guy 1: You down to brown? ;)
Guy 2: Mmm oh yeah, that's one of my kinks!