frowsy dumpling girl

noun.

A dumpy-assed, stringy-haired, frumpily-clad wo

"Did you meet Chris's new girlfriend?"

"Yeah, but what the fuck? Would a little make-up and a decent haircut kill her? What a frowsy dumpling girl."

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moshulu

verb. (moh-SHOO-loo)

To have a drunken one night stand in the city of Philadelphia.

Etymology: While dragging one's sorry ass home in the morning, panties firmly tucked in back pocket, one might pass the garish Moshulu, a merchant sailing ship-cum-floating restaurant, bobbing mockingly on the Delaware River.

Kathy: Oh, dude. I met this guy at The Plough & The Stars last night...

Danielle: Did you moshulu?

Kathy: My god. I totally moshulued. But I scribbled my phone number on his PECO bill with my eyeliner, so it's all good.

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