selective slut

A loose party girl who isn't interested in sleeping with you.

Girl 1: "Are you going to go back to his place?"
Girl 2: "Nah, I'm going to be a selective slut and just go home. I'm not really feeling it with him."

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wasted outfit

The feeling you get when you pick out clothing and dress up for a special occasion/event only to be cancelled at the last minute.

"I didn't mean to dress up this nicely for work. Its a wasted outfit since my happy hour was just cancelled an hour ago and moved to next week."

Mom Buzz

A woman with children who can no longer handle consuming large amounts alchohol.

She got a Mom Buzz after two glasses of wine.

Mom Thong

High-waisted T-shaped underwear that ladies wear. When a woman bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters.

Her Mom Thong was about 4 inches above the waistline of her low-slung jeans.

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