BPD

Bad Personality Disoder

A multifaceted condition that manifests in many ways but always manifests in the form of argumentativeness, contrarianism, haughtiness, and complete lack of self-awareness

You know that blowhard asshole who is clueless about every subject but becomes a world renown expert the second he has a chance to hot dog it by displaying his impressive array of "knowledge"? Yeah him. Also, he is as prickly as all true delicate flower genii tend to be, just without posessing the genius.

May also be white trash and prone to the most retarded ideas ever conceived by man.

#1 "After listening to your complaint of fatigue and tiredness I'm prepared to issue my prognosis. Clearly, it is a simple process of eating food and the body gets energy from it. Therefore, you must be suffering from Bad Food Disorder

#2 "Now look here doctor, I don't want to tell you about your own field of designing prosthetics, but clearly you know nothing about ironwork"

#3 "Gee Dad are you sure I have organ failure? What about a gland?"

"You're right, it could be glandular"

(sotto voce: jeez what fucking BPD)

#4 "The lawn mower definitely fits in the back of the minvan and its wedged in so good you don't even need to strap it down"

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