Sober-Wan Kenobi

When going out and partying, there will often be one person who is not drinking alcohol, for whatever reason this may be. This person may be referred to as the Sober-Wan Kenobi.

Michael: Basim, why aren't you drinking?

Basim: I just don't feel like it man..

Michael: Dude, your such a Sober-Wan Kenobi!

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Commafreak

A person, that feels the need, to, place an unusual amount, of commas in a sentence, in an attempt to clarify its, structure.

"However, despite the previously established fact, it can be concluded that, although there is no real evidence, it is not clear as to whether it is, or isn't so."

Aya: Kees you're such a commafreak!