Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

Beaver Tail

An older woman with natural titties that begin to sag taking on the shape of a beaver tail.

"Did you see that older woman with the big naturals? She is older so they are starting to look like beaver tails."

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