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Excessive whining from a Jewish person about the suffering of his people.
Arie ruined the party last night , all he did was jewhine. Then proceeded to eat all the bacon and leave in his German made car.
When your vertically challenged married employer uses his authority position to get sexual favors from his pay rolled employees.
My closest coworker got employarated last night , which led her believe she was now my boss and no longer my coworker/ a slut .
When someone is under the influence of Crack or Cocaine
i was going to take her home , but she was to crackained
The act of removing all the fake accessories used to seduce a man, this includes , makeup ,,padded underwear , pushup bras, hair extensions, eyelashes etc....
When i woke up this morning beside the girl i picked up last night , i initially freaked because I realized she took her bodyoff and dint look the same as last night
When a short person cunningly convinces you to trust them , despite your basic human instincts. And then proceeds to elevate their self esteem by fucking over a taller person than them .. to make themself feel better about being vertically challenged.
Despite my gut feeling, i was still shortascammed by a little fucker.
When a gay man with a mullet brainwashes a straight young man into getting sodomized in exchange for Meth/Coke/Crack and an opportunity to take pictures, hold and nurse baby tigers.
I disowned my cousin Billy Ray when he shared with the family , that the reason for his disappearance was that he was tigerized.
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