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When a gay man with a mullet brainwashes a straight young man into getting sodomized in exchange for Meth/Coke/Crack and an opportunity to take pictures, hold and nurse baby tigers.
I disowned my cousin Billy Ray when he shared with the family , that the reason for his disappearance was that he was tigerized.
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A big orange and black striped liony thing with sharp claws and rather a nasty bite. They don't usually eat men but that's only because they don't usually get the chance. Obviously, if you live near a tiger it may consider eating you. Basically, what I am saying is - the further away you live from a tiger, the less chance you have of getting eaten by one. I live in Selhurst in South London and NOBODY here has been eaten by a tiger since 1922 and I'm not even sure that it was a real tiger then (although I suppose if it ate someone it must have been a large carnivore so it may as well have been a tiger as anything else). Perhaps it was some sort of mock-tiger. Or maybe a stripey bear or something. I don't know, I wasn't even born then and you know what old people are like... The whole thing is probably a tissue of lies from start to finish. Anyway, thats sort of what a tiger is. So thats cleared that up then. Actually, I don't know why I bothered. I've never met a single person who didn't have some idea of what a tiger was so it seems a bit pointless describing one. I don't really think that the purpose of urban dictionary is to define the bleeding obvious. It really seems to be a forum for 'street' types to say things like "Yo!" and "Your mutherfucking sister's a ho!" and "Janice is such a slut" etc. Even such people as this probably know what a tiger is.
" I say George, your hand looks sore."
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"
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"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")
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The act of being like a tiger
Meagan wishes she was as Tigerous as Cody!
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A male sun bathes naked with a flaccid penis. When he receives an erection later, there are paler stripes on the penis that gives an illusion of a tiger. (Spray tan for optimum results.)
B-Weav stroked The Tiger yesterday.
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when a guy or girl is grrrreat in bed.
used as a sexual pet name.
When turned on, a guy or girl can say to the other...."Heeey tiger"
"You were a tiger in bed last night"
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1. Tiger is a word said condescendingly by someone at least 1 year older than someone else, often but not exclusively by a retiree to a teenager. It makes fun of the younger person's energetic, unlearned, immature, vicious, aggresive, dynamic persona.
2. A good friend.
3. An Acquaintance.
1. "Easy there, Tiger."
2. "Yo Tiger! Whattup?"
3. "Hey Tiger. Long time, no see."
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Knowing that your girlfriend is snooping around on you, checking your cellphone, Facebook, MySpace, e-mail, etc. to find any sign that you might be unfaithful/cheating on her (whether true or otherwise).
I caught my girlfriend hacking in to my Facebook account and looking at "Photos of Me", I totally got Tigered.