Bucket

A bucket is a disposal unit for Shadows, failures and people obsessed with Hitler…

Over the years the rate of seminal disposal has crept down, but at its peak the one known as bucket could maintain a steady four or five different meat injections a month.

Currently the bucket is red in colour, we believe it is this way to reflect the current visual state of it’s over used differential..

Scientists believe that inseminating the bucket could be detrimental to your health, although this is unproven I’d recommend a wearing a gas mask due to excessive B/O and using a protective layer over your genitalier. Of course if you are actually considering entry be warned that you will fall into one of the aforementioned categories.

Quick Description;

A bucket is a red headed whore that has perfected the art of being a completely useless cunt.

A typical conversation with bucket would read like this…

Bucket: Hey, hows you?
Matt: Fine thanks what you up to later?
Bucket: Ummm not sure you?
Matt: Dunno fancy coming round?
Bucket: Ohh that’d be great hun but I don’t think I can make it tonight…
Matt: But you just said you’re not sure…
Bucket: I know but Stevey called and asked If I can come round…
Matt: B b b bbu bbu but I love you…..!!!
Matt: Hello?
Matt: Bucket??

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