Upper Class

Rich dickheads that care only for money and are selfish. They don't care about anyone lower than them and they will shelter their offspring to the point where their offspring turns up their noses at the lower class, to the point of where the lower class usually gets out whatever weaponry they have to hand and bludgeons the upper class offspring. Upper class people are usually to be found throwing events of high social status such as garden parties and lavish functions such as those, which are best avoided.

Upper class people are also highly bigoted and will boast of how good they are to every single person around them who is rich and idiotic enough to believe that bullshit. They like to spend heaps on unnecessary shit like designer clothes, latest toys/gadgets, fast cars.

Ricky: 'Did you see that upper class person on the news the other day? She was complaining about how the poor people make her house smell with all their filth.'
Dicky: 'Next time she complains I'll go round to her house and break her nose.'

16👍 50👎

#ihatemyparents

A hashtag used by spoilt kids to complain and whine about how their christmas was ruined because they didn't get their new gift EXACTLY how they wanted it.

Tween on FB: 'OMG u sux i didnt get my blakc ifone i want3d a whyt ifone OMG #ihatemyparents
Twelvie on Twitter: 'OMG ih8myparents they dont get me wut i want #ihatemyparents
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP

6👍 4👎

yoloswag

A term used by twelvie morons that wear baseball caps backwards, have their pants sag half way down their arse crack, wear Converse sneakers and generally act like douchebags on public transport by blasting crappy dubstep and pop music through the tinny little speakers on their phones. Yoloswag to them means 'oh yeah, fuck i'm good, just ask me' but to the sane population all we see are whiny little douchebags that need a smack in the head with an ASP expanding baton.

twelvie: 'yer rikki and i are in a relationship, yoloswag'
sane teenager walkin past: 'DILLIGAF!'

2214👍 328👎

rikki arnot

A talentless idiot that can't act, dance or sing at all. Appeared on some obscure TV show in the late 80s and only lasted a few episodes before the show got axed and she pissed off into obscurity.

Tom: 'Did you hear about Rikki Arnot the other week?'
Bob: 'Yep, glad to hear she's finally off the air again, what a slut'

3👍 19👎

Move on order

An order whether verbal or written given by police or other authorities to tell you to leave an area because you have been committing or suspected of committing offences including graffiti or other antisocial behaviour. If you do not leave the area you are banned from and stay away for the period given (usually 24 hours) you can be arrested and charged with disobeying a move on order.

Ricky: I'm damn glad Courtney got a move on order from the police
Dicky: Why's that?
Ricky: She couldn't stop hanging around Forever 21 and harrassing the staff.

3👍 1👎

courtney compagnino

A talentless wannabe who was on some obscure 1980s TV show until it got axed. Known for her mouthy attitude and gets mean when drunk.

Ricky: 'Courtney Compagnino wears so much makeup, that Bozo the Clown down the road could work for a month.'
Dicky: 'Fucking oath.'

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tween

Idiotic 10-14 year olds that are heavily obsessed with looks and boys. They often hang out in packs and giggle inanely like schoolgirls do but more often. tHey LyK To TyPe LyK DiZ and tote around mobile phones and empty backpacks, and wear Supre or whatever the hell's in fashion at the moment. They also listen to shitty music like the Backstreet Boys, the Jonas Brothers, and parade their boyfriends around as if they're proud of them.

Tween 1: 'ThErE GoEz a ToTaLy HaWt KiD On DaT SkOoTa!'
Tween 2: 'LeTz Go aNd TlK 2 HiM!'
*kid on mobility scooter*: *runs tweens over*

9👍 7👎