The slippy Skippy

When a man sticks his cock In a jar of Skippy peanut butter, and shove it in a woman's mouth. The woman typically has a mouth full of jelly or fruit preserve of choice.

Jestin: "Damn Jessica gave me the slippy Skippy last night- it was amazing! "
Michael: " did you cum?"

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Goated With the Sauce

Something idiots say to be funny with their friends when they lack any substance or personality.

Zachary Hardon: my dick is giant-I'm goated with the sauce.

Jester Allenwrench: I've sucked it- It's average. You're not goated with the sauce.

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