depot dike

A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.

"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."

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gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

clapback

basically a comeback, most likely pumped with attitude, sass and or shade.

he called her ratchet! you should have heard the clapback oh jesus.

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