spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

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the ops

a crew i know of in michagain and and mia. it stans for orignal possie origanl players and origanl pimps also known as triple op's

damn dawg dem op's droped dat

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mud whiste

Have no idea what this means. Jack Black used it to refer to Jason Alexander in the movie "Shallow Hal."

"Hey, mud whistle, I'm headed out with Rosie. Catch you later."

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depot dike

A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.

"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."

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griz

An athlete or team affiliated with the University of Montana Grizzlies.

Everyone in Missoula, Montana has a stupid bumper sticker that says "Go Griz!"

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butt pickle

1 usually offensive : a person affected with idiocy
2 : a foolish or stupid person

"Hey, butt pickle, shut yer yapper before I stick my foot up yer poop chute."

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opera bars

My late grandfather used to say this every time he belched -- as he belched.

When grandpa Walt belched, he'd say "opera bars."

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