K

K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you freakin' kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life working on this and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some idiot who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless my work is? Well, I'll have you know that what I've made here is NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my work checked by several professors of art, even the ghost of Bob Ross. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a damn? No, does it look like I give even the slightest damn about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and admired my amazing creation for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so freakin' pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that.

Child: Hey, do you want to play Fortnite

Friend: K