Superbowl

The game in which the two best teams from both divisions compete to crown the championship. An excellent sporting event that people outside of the US feel that they can't like for some strange reason.

American: Hey you wanna watch some of the superbowl?

Someone outside of US: Of course not because clearly our football is superior.

American: I didn't say whether one was better than the other. I just wondered if you wanted to watch it.

Someone outside of US: No, because I'm an arrogant dickhead who feels like I can't degrade myself to watch something that an American likes.

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The December Challenge

The December Challenge is completed by abstaining from masturbation for the entire month of December, besides Christmas.

You have to masturbate on Christmas.

Johnny: Hi mom.

Mom: Hi Johnny.

Johnny: Did you know that it's gonna be a white Christmas this year?

Mom: How do you know that Johnny?

Johnny: I'm partaking in the December Challenge.

Mom: Oh.

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