Master Sword

The most badass sword ever forged. Ganondorf shits himself every time he sees Link with it.

Everyone working for Ganon fears the Master Sword

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Bedroom Roulette

This is a game of luck, skill, and cunning. It's being played in colleges across the nation. The game starts with one guy and six girls in a room, with four guys waiting outside. The first guy sticks it in one girl and goes from the next one and then to the next one until he splooges into one of them. Than that guy leaves and that girl is out, now there are five girls left. Than the second guy comes in and he repeats what the first guy does. Now there are four girls left. Eventually it gets down to the fifth guy and the last two girls. The winner who survives all five rounds receives a half-gallon while second-place gets a 24-pack. That everyone is how you play Bedroom Roulette. For all other inquiries, please don't inquire.

Jeff: What are you doing tonight?

Darin: I'm gonna play Bedroom Roulette with six hot girls.

Jeff: Can I come?

Darin: Sure we need one more guy

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