wolf shirt bitch

A person, usually female, who wears wolf shirts all the time. Almost always rescues animals, wears naruto gloves, is a feminist, loves emo music but hates being called emo, "dislikes labels", has the most unfounded opinions of everything and is likely to be chubby. The kind of chubby where you could easily demonstrate it with a paper bag full of potatoes and sour milk. She also claims to be "random" when she shouts dumb shit for no reason. Will definitely date the chubby dude who loves Linkin Park well into his early twenties. Should fucking die.

"You should care about whales because they are people too." - A fucking idiot wolf shirt bitch.

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josh parks

Fuck nigga, Dumb as a retarded clown, not remotely funny but insists he is every five minutes. Honestly believes other people are laughing at his jokes when only he is laughing. Tall but only in the neck. Most often found eating sardines while on the toilet backwards naked.

Favorite phrase: "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside of you". #josh parks

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