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A safe way to say someone eats pussy
Person #1: Ok we have to be careful my parents are in the other room!
Person #2: Uhh ok. Did you hear about Tony? Heâs a huge Cat Licker!
Better than Twilight in every way or form possible.
Harry Potter is better than Twilight. It is nether opinion nor fiction, it is simply a fact.
Something that Loki Laufeyson is burdened with.
âI am burdened with glorious purpose.â
-Loki Laufeyson of Asgard
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Something that a lot of things are not.
Nothing in this world is affordable anymore.
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He is the most amazing boy youâll ever meet. If he returns your feelings then make sure to keep him as heâll make your life a living Heaven. He will shower you with compliments and love. Heâll hate anyone mean to you and will stand up for you if no one else does. Things might get awkward at first as he doesnât crush on many people but soon enough he wonât stand to be away from you. He might be aggravating sometimes but he makes that up with love and affection later on. He is humorous and caring. If your boyfriend is named Isaiah make sure to keep him as heâll be the best thing that ever happened to you (talking from experience).
Person: I just started dating someone! Wanna know who?
Other Person: who?
Person: Itâs Isaiah!
Other Person: You better hold on to him. Heâs an amazing person!
Loki Laufeyson of Asgard.
Loki is our Rightful King.
A person with a dick that wonât go erect.
Boy #1: So how was he?
Boy #2: Horrible. He was a total Flopdoodle.