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IBS or irritable Biden syndrome affects the carrier with a complete lack of bowel control. Folks literally canât stop sh@tting themselves over the fact that Joe Biden is president.
âLetâs go Brandonâ
âDude, I think youâve got IBS (Irritable Biden syndrome)
A secret name for a gay sexual act between two friends or coworkers. Can sometimes use snow removal services as a cover to "plow" each other.
Make sure you leave your girlfriend / baby mom at 2am and come hit swagelok with me ;-) It needs plowed hard.
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Girls on facebook that have the perfect Angle Game down. Their default pictures make them look like a ten. Maybe that perfect photoshopped picture making them look like a playmate.
Then you meet them in person, and it hits you. They left A LOT out of those pictures. They must have taken 1,000,000 to g
et the shot hiding their overall weight. THEY ARE A DAMN COW.
Usually you can avoid the Angle Gamers by a few Key Giveaways:
1) 1,000 photos, but no shots from below the chest? THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.
2) Look at the width of the arm. Is it fatter than yours? Is it thicker than your leg?
SKINNY GIRLS DONT HAVE FAT ARMS.
3) Over eager to hang out with anyone of the opposite sex, constantly putting up thirsty attention getting status to attract creepy guys, has little to no female friends?
HOT GIRLS DONT NEED TO TRY TO ATTRACT OTHER MEN.
4) Hidden albums or little to no tagged pictures? No group shots showing the entire body? Only head shots as defaults?
THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Kaczman: Dude I cant believe you had Kristen come up to your shop.
T-Money: Her defaults were hot as fuck and she kept begging to "hang out."
Kaczman: Did you not notice none of her tagged photos actually contained her body??
T-Money: She was bigger than two of me in person, and her arms were twice as big as mine! Angle Gamer!!!!
Kaczman: INDEED!
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A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first
Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?
Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...
Bullshit. It is a response to the stupid acronyms like I18N (internationalization) which came into being because there are 18 letters between the I and the N in internationalization or M17N which stands for Multilingualization.
Creating acronyms like I18N and M17N is B6T.
I call B6T on that B6T!
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When you need a skin graft on your shin, the source of that skin is cultured circumcision foreskins. You now have a foreshin. See also cockle (nee cankle)
You skinned the shit out of your ankle. You need a foreshin.
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A term of endearment for a friend or colleague. Derived from "homie" and "homes".
Hey home smoke, it's been a long time! Glad to see you again!