cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.

dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache

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boofu palace

The position of one's mind being way the hell in left field, okay the stands, no, parking lot, scratch that, wrong game entirely in a different state.

Dude1: what's wrong with jimmy he hasn't a word for weeks
dude2: oh he's just taken a ciesta in boofu palace

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coke streak

havin' a smear of crack over one's mouth/ under one's nose

get coke streak, get cuffed

metrowned

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned

mind fuck

To control someone through obscure lines of logic or salesman techniques

dude1:I went in to return the damn car and the fucking shit mind fucked me into leasing another five!

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Freeze trap

The hunter trap in WoW over used in duels to freeze an opponent and shoot them in the back an watch them die.

Hunter:OMFG Freeze traped n00b!
Opponent: -_-*

fydits

general response as "i don't believe you."
-acronym for Fuck Yeah Dope Is The Shit-

Guy: Dude!I just saw a nie-foot tall pink unicorn!
Chick: yeah i saw it too, fydits

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