Scaramouche

One of the hottest mfs in a game called Genshin Impact. He’s also the sixth of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers.

He may be short but that’s because all of those inches went somewhere else 😏...

it went in his fucking hat. 😐 what did you think I was gonna say you dirty minded idiot. I obviously meant his hat, have you seen how big that thing is? It’s basically an umbrella.

Nah I’m just kidding, I did mean his dick. 😩‼️

Anyways he appears in an event that was a while ago so too bad for you if you missed it you should’ve started playing this amazing game earlier.

He’ll probably become a playable electro catalyst character later on.

Btw has a quite controlling and mean attitude which makes him 10x hotter

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

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shlongli

Another nickname for Zhongli, the geo archon.
Some of the nicknames most used for him is peepaw, daddy, and obviously; shlongli.

He has no morra but it’s okay because Tartaglia can be his sugar daddy 😩‼️

Person 1: “Check out this fanart of Shlongli 😏”

Person 2: “Peepaw is so hot 😩🤚”

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