Crush

Someone that you are romantically attracted to, but you haven't made any move yet whatsoever, because of social awkwardness or other reasons.

Guy 1: -Hey, do you know that Jeff has a crush on Yvette?
Guy 2: -No, who told you that?
Guy 1: -He stared at her throughout all the chemistry lesson yesterday, and when she asked him to help with homework, he became completely red and people thought that he was choking.

heartburn

A very edgy and romantic word...that actually just means elevated stomach acidity.

"Sir, you have heartburn. Due to this, you're gonna have to take antacids twice a day throughout this week.

hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.

Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?