Kev the bev. In middle school his nickname was kevdog, and since then its only gotten better. From King Kev to Kevin the Beverage, hes got every name in the books under his belt. Everybody wants to fight him and he has the most immaculate anti-grappling anyone has ever seen. Okay handing it off to adriana now. Kevin, heâs the quiet kid in the back, but he knows his sh*t (#family friendly) Heâs smart, and is very silly when he giggles.
Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. Heâs silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana⦠please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from himâ¦
hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG
Sadie, the alcoholic. Sadie, where to begin with her. Sheâs your run of the mill goofy friend/furry that always seems to have someone over at her house. She loves reading wattpad (specifically yes sirs!), and has the best cousin in the world, aimee, I OOVE YOU AIMMEEEE - YOUR FAVROITE PRIMAAAAAA. (god you can smell the cuban in that message. - lang)
are you drunk again sadie
WHAT NO
yes you are
yeah i am