car park

Where people in the galaxy park their cars

Marvin had a bad 3 million years in the car park

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take a dump

For a game system to stop working

My Playstation 2 take a dump

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tittybeer

When you go to a bar and squeeze a barmaid's hooters so beer squirts out

I like tittybeer commercials

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phantasy star

A game for sega master system with annoying 3d dungeons and never tells you what you're suppose to do. Barely has plot and character development. Still, the characters are pretty cool, even though there's about 8 screens of dialog with them

Noah and Myau in Phantasy Star are guys

Alis wants to avenge her dead brother Nero

Odin sounds badass, but he's really a typical tank

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beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

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Larry the Cable Guy

Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy

"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"

"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"

"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"

"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"

"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"

"My grandma was in a farting contest..."

"GitRdone"

Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday

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Back Door Sluts

A fictional porn on South Park. People thought it was actually the lord of the rings

The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers is also known as Back Door Sluts 9

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