Portuguese Omlet

When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!

Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.

Fred: That's sick man!

Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!

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