Tong toucher

When someone is so impatient at the buffet line that they keep crossing and touching other people's tongs.

That chubby tong toucher was acting like it was the last supper and the food was going to run out.

cowboy lane

The act of using the shoulder (either left or right) to pass traffic.

Look at that jackass using the Cowboy Lane to pass everybody.

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