twinkies

A unit of measurement in reference to somebody's poor eating habits regardless of his or her actual number of twinkies consumed.

Girl 1: Shit, that guy has to be atleast 400lbs!
Girl 2: Yeah looks as though he's been hittin the twinkies pretty hard.

I think you need to lay off the twinkies, Lars.

Phyllis definately gets her fair share of twinkies.

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post-funk

To come back to the place where you held your pre-funk or your final destination of the evening and attempt to revive the party by drinking the remainder of your booze (if there's any to be found). Very easy to do in a drunken stupor!

Sue: We should blow this joint and post-funk at my pad!
Lisa: But I'm already shit-faced!!
Sue: Fuck that! We're taking shots!

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bimbolete

A packaged pastry similar in nature to ho-ho's and twinkies except for it's potential to entertain immature-minded individuals in the grocery isle.

I have a bimbolete in my car if you're hungry.

Betsy and Sally laughed at the bimboletes as we grazed the pastry isle.

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