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The Tea Party

A group of white, racist, diabetic, senior citizens dressed in garments from the late 1700s. They want to lower taxes for rich people (for some unknown fucking reason) and cut spending despite being entirely dependent on medicare and social security. This paradox clearly underscores their fundamental lack of LOGIC.

Ironically, these idiots were dead silent when President George W. Bush ran up the deficit with tax cuts and two wars. But when President Barack Obama was elected to office, the idea that a black man was spending their money made them sound the alarm.

"Get your hands of my Medicare!!"

- Actual quote from a member of the Tea Party at a Town Hall meeting.

by KakashiBallZ May 25, 2011

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Interdasting

A term used to describe a proposal, idea, or theory that an imbecile may find compelling or interesting. Something that is interdasting not only indicates that the idea is idiotic, but also the person who expressed said idea.

Amanda: Damn I need a bus ticket but all I have is a one dollar bill...and they don't give change.

Donald: I think if you rip a dollar bill in half, each half is worth 50 cents.

Amanda: Hmm....interdasting! (sarcastic eye roll)

by KakashiBallZ April 7, 2016

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groin grenade

1) Refers to the potential excitement that can arise from a man once he realizes that he's going to get laid. Once the 'pin is pulled' by a significant other, sexual intercourse involving the man is imminent.

Things were getting hot and heavy in the car. But once she unzipped my pants, she pulled the pin on my groin grenade.

by KakashiBallZ June 16, 2008

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