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When a dick pic is so good that it is referred as a dude perfect dick pic
Person 1: hey can you send me your best dick pic?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: omg poggers dude it's a dp dp
When you spread a girls bootyhole really far apart then put cooked ramen in her ass and water with koolade packets and some Hershey chocolate and eat that shit straight outta her ass
Girl: wanna do the Douchy
Boy: hell yeah but it better be chicken ramen and grape koolade
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Dec 9 is make the opposite gender *cough cough* male female feel good day
Jim: "bro it's Dec 9"
Tom: "what?"
Jim: " it's make the opposite gender cough cough* male female feel good day"
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When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
Definition 1: a cum chunk(used passively)
Definition 2: a really annoying person that laughs at their own jokes even though nobody else does and theyâre built like a fucking leprechaun ankle with a tumor (used angerly or aggressively)
Definition 3: cum monk (used passive aggressively)
Person 1: why did the alligator cross the road? Because he was hungry and there was a Wendyâs over their
Person 2: shut the fuck up Cunk
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An Obet (Oh-bet) is a bet made online. Itâs like a bet in person only normal bets online you physically cannot shake on it therefore the loser owes you nothing. Where as the Obet, you donât need to shake and they still owe you.
Person 1: aye you tryna make an Obet?
Person 2: yeah dawg letâs do it
Person 1: Ight, I bet you ten dollars that I can hit this clip and carry the team in under 10 minutes
Person 2: Deal
A remedial (retarded) degenerate (even more retarded) person that likes to suck on pencils while saying googoo gaagaa then smacking themselves screaming "and his name is John Cena!!!!" Then proceeds to jump off a table smacking there elbow twice then elbowing hard wood floor braking there elbow screaming "who did that"
Billy: dude what the hell is wrong with that kid, does he have autism?
Jim: nah fam he just a Remedegenerate