gerber herber

Grab your sibling’s ass in their graduation picture

Brother: CONGRATS!
Little Sibling: Hey man! Did you just touch my ass?
Brother: Yeah haha!

Little Sibling: But you’re my brother..
Brother: Haha exactly, i did a gerber herber

Zimri

The fruitiest kid you know at school. He hangs out and gossips with girls, sounds feminine and is most likely of hispanic descent.

That Zimri kid seems a little fruity..

Yea! He’s always talking about girl drama with his “girlfriends” and even told my friends that they “play too much!”

tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)

“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”