everclear

A drink that is 95% ABV (190 proof)
Common side effects include but are not limited to: loss of balance, stuttering, slurred speech, unfocused sight, violently low judgement, high heart rate, tripping, paranoia, and death.

Eddy: Dude! Last night after you passed out you got up, undid your pants, attacked everyone in the room, sat on Jerit's head, and beat Travis! We had to hold you down and put you back on the couch!

Me: Really? I don't remember any of that shit! And when I passed out you, Jerit, and Damien were gone!

Travis: Dude, we're serious. And you wouldn't talk you just grunted.

Kaleb: Holy shit. Last time I drink Everclear. O_O

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