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April 30th

The birthday of a stranger individual, who is quite a savage person. They are a memelord and are quite funny and dark minded. They probably want to rise to power. They have a few close friends, and can be a sketchy creature sometimes, and probably is reading this in a house right now. Hello. You have brown hair.

Awww, it’s April 30th! Look who’s birthday it is! Let’s break into their house!

by KalamataOlive December 14, 2019

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July 12

It’s the day you were born! It is also the day you will rise to power. Those petty mortals will bow beneath you, and cower in fear. You will become a god. Complete what is necessary.

“Oh it’s July 12th time to rise up to power and make the foolish mortals bow down beneath me.”

by KalamataOlive October 18, 2019

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July 12th

It is a very special day! The day you were born! It is also the day in which you will rise to power. Godly power. The foolish mortals will cower in fear, and gaze upon your glory. Nothing can stop you. You are a god. Rise to power. Complete what is necessary.

“Oh man, it’s all ready July 12th!” Geez. It seems as if it’s my time to rise to power.”

by KalamataOlive October 18, 2019

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