Ben Mulroney

The host of eTalk Daily and Canadian Idol. Appears to have a lifetime membership to Fabutan and a Frequent Shoppers card for Holt Renfrew. His lines are scripted, and his chin is gigantic, but at least he is a better host than Ryan Seacrest of American Idol, because he doesn't use stupid sayings like "Seacrest, out!"

"Did you see that Mulroney guy's hands? They were white and the rest of him was orange!"
"Yeah, but he still rocks. HAVE MY BABIES BEN!"

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Kalanadian

A Canadian fan of the second Canadian Idol, Kalan Porter. Kalanadians are extremely obsessive over their Idol and have probably lost friends because of their addiction to all things Kalan.

The Kalanadians are more obsessed with Kalan than the Claymates are with Clay.

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Canadian Idol

The best Idol show, with the best contestants, the best judges, and the best hosts on the planet!

Kalan, Jacob, and Theresa all got excellent comments from the judges tonight; Ben Mulroney was especially handsome, and Jon Dore had the funniest skit

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