glass

When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.

Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.

rip me

Stands for “Rest in Peace Me,” used to express sadness.

Good lord Trump is our president. RIP Me.

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low t

An abbreviation for ‘low testosterone’. Typically used in a humorous manner to refer to effeminate, emasculating, or otherwise weak persons or activities.

Boy: My girlfriend wants an open relationship & I’m ok with it.

Man: Imagine being this low t.

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fever dream

1. (figurative, descriptive) A disjointed or strange experience, especially one that engenders an even greater sense of outlandishness when considered retrospectively, similar to how actual fever dreams feel in real life.
2. (literal) A dream or nightmare, altered by a fever to become particularly confusing and bewildering at the time and even more so in remembering, like a Bad Trip.

1. That anime was wild, like a freaking fever dream man.
2. Been sick all day and then I have these crazy fever dreams.

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Midcentury German

Derisive synonym for "Nazi", used with the facetious implication that Nazi ideology was a uniquely German ethnic phenomenon. Also used to simply avoid saying the proper name on a platform (such as YouTube) which penalizes bringing up the Midcentury Germans, and/or as a defense against Godwin's Law.

Originated from English political commentators.

Person 1: *starts to make a point*
Person 2: You sound just like HITLER!
Person 1: No. The Midcentury Germans were bad, obviously, now may I make my point?

Lay it on me

Confess your troubles to me. Let out whatever is bothering you.

Person 1: Dude I need to tell you something serious!
Person 2: It’s all good, lay it on me.

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spin up

(Technical) To "spin up" something is to instantiate it, usually referring to code processes or servers or websites; to deploy.

Network admin: Lemme spin up a new edge server real quick.