Evillain

Quite possibly the most diabolical variety of villain on the planet, due to his evilness.

I thought I knew evil until I met Dr. Darkness. That evillain makes an arsonist look like the founder of a children's hospital.

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Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

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Air Jedis

A brand of shoes similar to Air Jordans that provide even more insane ballin' skills with the Force.

I completely took that guy to the cleaners in my new Air Jedis. I went straight Anakin on his ass.

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Oblitterate

A combination of "litter" and "obliterate". To completely trash a place.

After my house party, I basically needed a trash compactor because the place was so oblitterated.

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dickini

Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".

Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.

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brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

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