belief

A feeling of elated euphoria in which the owner has complete control over every action and reaction in the Universe for they fear nothing in themself and others, because they understand everything.

You have to let it all go Neo. Fear, doubt, disbelief. Free your mind.

-Please don't disbelieve-

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green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

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hotmail

A free email service hosted by MSN which has lost it's greatness due to the fact that many people don't use the Microsoft Network any longer.

The other downside to this so called "free e-mail" is that it shuts off and deletes all your emails if you don't visit it on a regular basis.

Therefore, I use gmail and yahoo.

Fucking lost all my love letters you BASTARDS! all my emails from growing up.. so many lost memories... kill kill kill

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School

1.
An institution within nations that allows for the brainwashing of today's youth.

2.
A prison setup by government officials to lock-up and force children under the legal age of ownership and self-counsel to stay so that they may be brainwashed and forced to live out a hell when they could be having fun.

3.
A centeralized place of shitty education that is unlike a tradeschool where you learn things that you will never again use in life.

4.
A social gathering of idiots who must be there to cause havoc upon the educated minds who wish not to be there.
See Also: Mental institution

5.
A place where you waste a lot of time learning things when you'll just repeat them at an University or Community College.

I wasted most of my life in school so I decided to go to an alternative and graduate early so I wouldn't have to put up with the idiotic, brainwashed, fools of today's American society. I am now learning a trade making more than people who graduate college.
FUCK THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!

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black magic

Black magic is an ancient art of magic that dates back to the dawn of mankind's questional ability to psychic powers and domination of others through incantation.

Black magic's main use is to hurt others that the sorcerer deems unworthy, inhuman, and in need of pain through psychic visualisation and realisation of Universal law and movement along with group incantation.

It can found to be used without incantation. Incantation was a form used by people in group settings so that magic could multiply among its users.

When one uses black magic the pain brought back to the caster of the spell uses inflicts damage that is twice as worse upon themselves.

This is why a dark wizard must be a very very very cold hearted bastard and not care about anyone or anything around them, even their own life.

My mom lost her job after I cursed a female I hated. Funny enough, Nikki lost her job too.

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pfizer

A corporation that made many drugs that had awful side effects on people. This company is famous for turning patients into human guniea pigs so that the bad side effects they recieve decide if the medicine stays on the market or not.

One of these pills are Paxil a type of medicine that put psychotic and suicidal thoughts into the patients that took it.

Not only Paxil but other drugs such as Asprin which gave people heart problems.

Poor Ashley felt dead inside as she smashed and broke glass windows with her bloody fist because of this new medicine from Pfizer.

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rational number

Any number than can be turned into a fraction, that is not undefined by having a denominator of zero, is a rational number.

5/0 is not a rational number. 0/5 is.

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