professor

A person who is an expert at his or her field of study.
Professors do not have a degree in education or teaching.
Matter of fact, I don't know why the silly bastards are allowed to teach without a degree in education.

Want to know why Professors suck at grading? Because they were never taught how to grade...They were not taught how to teach.

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sit on it

Used as a phrase.

It means to sit somewhere and think about the idea you have or to shut up and think more about what you are going to say before you move on to what you're going to say.

Me: Hey Fonz can I get some..
Fonz: Sit on it Kami.

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ndiswrapper

The most annoying mother fucking thing to set up for linux if no one knows about version 1.2 for broadcom.

ME: How do I set up my wireless broadcom 802.11 b/g network adapter card on Knoppix?

irc.freenode.net: Uhh.. I don't think you can do that with broadcom...

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salt 'n pepa

The three greatest women rappers that ever existed. These women came out of the blue in the 1980s and rocked America with songs out of sight. They showed the music industry that women too, can bust a beat. They made many men their bitches.

One of their most popular songs is Push It. When put in front of almost any audience from age 13+ anyone can identify who they are.

Ooh baby baby, ooh baby baby. *breakdances*

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special forces

The most bad ass mother fuckers who are trained in the U.S. Military right next to the Delta force.

These guys actually seem to threaten who I am unlike a regular cop on the street.

Some are cold bastards with no emotion and the ability to destroy people in massive amounts.

These men can pick locks, blow shit up, kill tons of people, and run a ton of miles for days on end.

If America was full of 18A Special Forces officers: Iraq would have had emp bombs blow out their electronics which kill 70% of troops. Dirty bombs killing people with radiation. Along with Specials killing people left and right with their bare hands. Iraq would have been won by now.

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pyrotechnics

A really fun subject of study used in consideration for blowing the shit out of things. Includes knowledge of chemistry and adaptation of other manufactured and industrial components to create explosives and fireworks.

Hey dude, I just made a flamethrower out of PVC and ethanol. Let's go nuke that army recruiter that smiles too much like he has diabetes.

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Anarchy

Blowing up the mother fucking world.
With teamwork. Hence "teamwork".

What's the last thing you'll hear before you die? Boom.

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