North Paulding High School

A vile concoction of white trash and loud African Americans with a Hispanic and Asian population of .05, you will never find a larger group of stoners and dip-heads. Fornication is common in locker rooms and restrooms. The sports teams claim to have rivalry against East Paulding High School when really they are better than them at everything. A decent school lunch is as hard to spot as the students, and the only decent thing in the vending machines was removed last month. They truly live up to their motto, "First Class, World Class."
Ways to identify a North Paulding Student: Rebel flags, hazy eyes, at least if you can actually spot one due to the fact that they are clad in camouflage.

Did you hear about the second Civil War outbreak at North Paulding High School? The white kids that no one could really see raised the rebel flag and declared war against everyone else.

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