Panter

The way someone with a speech impediment would pronounce the Panzerkampfwagen V "Panther"

Bill: Hey man, what's your favorite tank?
Kurt (with impediment): I like the Panter

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe