Piss and Chuck

A piss and chuck is when someone can't be bothered going to the toilet in the middle of the night so they piss in a glass and throw it out of the window.

Ken- why does your room smell of piss Darren?

Darren- when I woke up last night I needed a we so I done the piss and chuck and spilt some on my carpet.

Stuffed Crust

When you don't eat the crusts of the pizza for what ever reason and you stuff them behind your bed.

Ken- Darren why do you have loads of crusts behind your bed?

Darren- Because I don't like them so I stuff them behind my bed.

Ken- The stuffed Crust.

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