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Lewandisney

A Polish fraud who can only win Mickey Mouse trophies in a Farmers League.

I can't believe it took a worldwide pandemic for Lewandisney to actually win a UCL.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

196πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Benched

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuck

very bad word dont say it or you will get in trouble

im about to say fuck. fuck. no i got intro trouble now

by Kaneisabottler August 7, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


julius scandle

dogshit player that bricks every shot

julius scandle bricks again

by Kaneisabottler March 29, 2022


Greek Freak

A common nickname used to refer to a certain basketballer with no real rings called Giannis Antetotecumetimputinunetunicummytonkumpo.

When will the Greek Freak win a real ring?

by Kaneisabottler March 14, 2022

6πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Uber Eats League

A tinpot league which a certain midget is having a lot of trouble scoring league goals in.

Fraudiel Pessi can't even score in the Uber Eats League

by Kaneisabottler February 7, 2022

24πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dogerty

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur fullback Matt Doherty, used to highlight his horrid footballing ability by comparing it to a dog performing the same role.

Fuck Dogerty, the dumb bitch.

by Kaneisabottler June 9, 2021

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž