Nomnombelly

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midefield, Ndombele, used to desribe his large weight and his subsequent lack in footballing ability.

Nomnombelly is a horrible player, transfer him to Inter where he belongs.

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Bergwank

A nickname for Tottenham player Bergwijn which calls attention to his poor footballing ability as well as how he spent the majority of his season.

When is Bergwank going to do something notable on the pitch?

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

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Regulardon

An alternative name for Sergio Reguilón. This highlights his footballing ability in comparison to the average London citizen.

Regulardon scored an own goal against Aston Villa.

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