Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

Nick

Generally a nice guy, but also has the biggest dick you will ever see.

Friend1: who's that?

Friend2: Oh, that's just big dick Nick!

Duwang

A beautiful place that people often confuse for the word "town" when eating a sandwich. Most often used by serial killers.

I was eating a sandwich and looking in the distance and I said to myself, "What a beautiful Duwang!" *chew*

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Speh

Any man who wears a ski mask and a suit. They commonly have a large dick too. They act as a spy and will try to infiltrate anything. Even your butt!

Bob: Someone snuck into my house last night! They stole my TV and raped my butt!

Jim: Could you tell who it was?

Bob: No...

Jim: Then it must have been the speh!