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A good song by Blue Day it goes somethin' like this...
DON'T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT!
I LIKE BIG TITS ON GIRLS THAT ARE INNUIT!
This is a song about the Canadian Nation, Vancouver is a place full of Asians.
All around the CanAdian Nation. Red necks are beatin up on Hatians. Chug some syrup and listen to Sum 41. Avril has sharp teeth!
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A little known Christian band that make sfun of Jimmy Eat World. Someone will probably delete this thinking it's a fake group then shit themselves the next day when they here J.E.W. on XM Radio.
I never thought I would see the day. It's as big of a surprise as the Beastie Boys were.
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Your butt on steroids your body on crack.
Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME
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A cool city in Texas.
1. Saved Apollo 13
2. Got fucked by a cheap floozie with huge knockers
3. got nuked in ID4
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An ejaculatory phenomenon that is far worse, and far more annoying than "precum". Postcum is the same as precum but often contains a little truecum aswell.
I knew Tana was going to be at work today so I jacked off then when I was done, changed pants. Too bad I forgot about postcum. On the way their some remnants leaked out of me penis and stained my freshly ironed khakis.
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An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.
The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.
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