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Incorrect spelling of bulmf. It means to get royally oyally fucked.
My car broke down on the highway, we're "bolmphed"
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A really ghetto word for penis
no example needed is this twenty words now? Huh?
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To get completely REAMED in your ass.
Billy liked Ashley. Too bad for Billy, Ahsley thought Billy was a retard and ignored him. So one day Billy snathed her as after school a bomphed her hard
Ashley: *screaming* No no STOP PLease leave me alone stop!
Billy: Can you feel that bitch? Can you feel my cock in your tight pink lil asshole! *pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth*
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Etymology: From Modern English boing or boom, first used by Nate G. circa 1998
1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.
2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.
3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.
1. Only men have bolmphs.
2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.
3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.
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That thing I rammed up yer ass last nite!!!!
DUN NEED IT! I say you don't need it 1! 20
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1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
No longer in production
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An imported french dildo, check under your mom's bed.
The Original dildo before tech crazy Bolmph Co. in New Mexico stole it. It's big it's black and it's rubber. No strings attached.
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