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The act of giving her the âDâ under the tree.
Itâs no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.
A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.
Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.
A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.
Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as youâd expect of Karen and Kyleâs semen-demon.
An expression of contempt intended to undermine a social construct that intends to impose the expectation of gifts and public displays of affection; to demonstrate what should otherwise be consistent, respectful, mutually beneficial treatment of the people an individual has sex with.
Heather and Kyle, accurately described as damaged-goods, tip-toed around their discomfort of expressing affection using pro-social behavior; abhorrently re-coining February 14th as âHappy Valentineâs Gayâ, at the risk of being culturally canceled.
A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of âSame-Sameâ to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyleâs ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heatherâs comparison of looking and touching by responding, âmeth-mathâ.
A reaction formation to traumatic events surrounding the concept of an industrialized Christmas.
After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".
A term used to describe an undressed photograph of a carb-fed pawg.
Much to Kyleâs disappointment, Heatherâs modesty interfered with her willingness to send fudes despite his insatiable appetite for peaches.