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A reaction formation to traumatic events surrounding the concept of an industrialized Christmas.
After realizing Heather indebted the family by spending the measly $600, they hadn't even received, on the undeserving children they never wanted; Kyle shouted "Merry Fuckthis".
A term used to describe an undressed photograph of a carb-fed pawg.
Much to Kyle’s disappointment, Heather’s modesty interfered with her willingness to send fudes despite his insatiable appetite for peaches.
The act of giving her the “D” under the tree.
It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.
A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.
Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.
An expression of contempt intended to undermine a social construct that intends to impose the expectation of gifts and public displays of affection; to demonstrate what should otherwise be consistent, respectful, mutually beneficial treatment of the people an individual has sex with.
Heather and Kyle, accurately described as damaged-goods, tip-toed around their discomfort of expressing affection using pro-social behavior; abhorrently re-coining February 14th as “Happy Valentine’s Gay”, at the risk of being culturally canceled.
A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.
Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.