Karen

Like people say, Karen will take your kids and most definitely speak to your manager. While that Is true - I have another thing to add. Not only will Karen take your kids, she'll keep your birthday gifts too. I know from experience. She took my gifts..-

People also say that Karen may look like a mid age white woman with blond hair cut in a bob who drives a Volvo. Mostly true. My Karen is olive skinned, brunette in a bob and she does in fact drive a Volvo. She also drives a mini cooper. She has 2 adopted kids because she had an abortion years ago and now she can never get pregnant. Thank you Jesus.

Person 1: "I can't believe my aunt kept my birthday gifts from me!"
Person 2: "she kept your gifts from you?! What a Karen!"

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